Monday, August 22, 2005

Who Would Jesus Assassinate?

Breaking News: Radical Christianist Cleric Pat "Ayatollah" Robertson calls for the assassination of Venezuela's Hugo Chavez.

How in the fuck do these assholes keep getting away with this shit? Why doesn't ANYONE call them on it?

Fight back against the American Ayatollah (and Baby Doc at the same time): Buy Citgo gas and support both Hugo Chavez and the Venezuelan economy.

And fuck you, Pat Robertson. Call on your vengeful Old Testament god to smite me mightily if you wish, but you know the old saying: wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up faster.

And get a life, asshole.


The Truffle said...

Robertson is such an asshole. How he is considered to be anything other than an ass clown is beyond me.

Fourth pew, center said...

And they need to start putting quotation marks around "Christian" when referring to him. As in 'conservative "Christian" broadcaster Pat Robertson . . .'

Anonymous said...

This is the same Robertson who wanted to blow up the Senate. Go figure. I am not a Christian, but if I was, I would be INCENSED at how the teachings of Christ are being CORRUPTED by these so called Christians. Totally amazing. SO WHERE IS THE OUTCRY? I want to just SHAKE this country, is everyone brain dead, or WHAT?