Monday, August 22, 2005

Weekly "Bush Twins in Uniform" Watch

It has now been 450 days since Jenna and Not-Jenna Bush, the slacker offspring of Preznit Numnutz, graduated from college and they are still not in the uniform of the US armed services. Why?

And not only that, but it has also been 450 days and they don't even have fucking jobs!

Anybody besides me remember that Jenna, before the election, was scheduled to go be a teacher's aid at some NYC inner-city school? What happened? Did Jenna learn that there were "Negroes" there? Or did the school learn that, like her father, her reading ability never really exceeded that needed to get through My Pet Goat without moving her lips?

Or did everyone decide that after the election, and Daddy's puppetmaster pulled another one out of his magical bag of tricks, there was no need for little Jenna to get her hands dirty with those nasty and unappreciative inner-city criminals-in-training whose only ambition should be to get a reduced sentence of five-to-life?

1 Comment:

Anonymous said...

Shit dude, you nailed it. thanks