Friday Song Parody

Knights in White Linen
(to the tune of Nights in White Satin -- Moody Blues)
© 2005 Dennis Mansker

Knights in white linen,
Always strike fear they say.
From the beginnin'
We were called KKK.
Catholics and Negroes,
We always will hate,
And where the Jew goes,
He will meet a bad fate.
'Cause we hate you.
Yes, we hate you.
Oh, how we hate you.

Trent Lott is our hero,
David Duke is our man.
So don't try to tell me,
Things I can't understand.
Bush and Dick Cheney,
They have to depend
On us to support them
To win in the end.
And we hate you.
Yes, we hate you,
Oh, how we hate you.
Oh, how we hate you.

Knights in white linen,
Never out in the day,
From the beginnin'
We were called KKK.
Protected by Bush
And the Republicans,
If you oppose us,
We will chop off your hands.
'Cause we hate you.
Yes, we hate you.
Oh, how we hate you.
Oh, how we hate you.
Yes, we hate you.
Oh, how we hate you.
Oh, how we hate you.