Bait and Switch: It Still Works

Jesus Mary and Joseph, the lying fuckers are still getting away with it. No sooner did the heat got turned up on this whole unfortunately misinterpreted domestic "spying" and constitutional rights brouhaha/tempest-in-a-teapot/ much-ado-about-nothing/ the-Constitution-is-just-a-goddam-piece-o-paper, but Baby Doc and little Scotty McWeewee jumped up from their pillow-fort hidey-holes yelling "Look over there! A terrorist! We stopped him! The program works!"

Now the the Whore Press is all a-flutter and virtually wetting its collective pants over this new revelation (which may or may not be -- and probably isn't -- based somewhere in reality), and those disingenuous motherfuckers in the BFEE have successfully pulled yet another smoke-and-mirrors stunt.

God damn it, you assholes in the press, look back over here: IT'S THE CRIME, STUPID!!!!!

It doesn't matter if this new and highly suspect story is even true, if it was even a success. It doesn't fucking matter!!!
What the Bush Maladministration did was against the law!!!! That's the story, and you goddamn whores in the media need to stop running after bright shiny things and stay focused.

Yeah, like that's gonna happen anytime soon. Fuck it -- forget I said anything.