Porn Star to Eat With Baby Doc -- Again!

It's the family values, stupid. In case you didn't know, the Repugnicans are supposed to be the party of "family values" and good old fashioned homespun, churchgoin' Bible-believin' piety-pukin' missionary-position-sex-for-everyone-else Americanism.

Which makes it all the harder to swallow that they are inviting Mary Carey, entreprenuerial porn star and failed California gubernatorial candidate(!) back to the White House for dinner. That's right, this is isn't the first time the lovely Ms. Carey has been on the menu on the guest list for a White House dinner.

The actual menu was not announced, but one can only hope that more than oysters and bratwurst are on tap.

I wonder if she still wants a threesome with the Bush twins? Baby Doc is in trouble in the polls, the GOP is running scared, the party needs an infusion of cash -- a pay-per-vew triple tryst with Mary Carey and Jenna and Non-Jenna in some hot and sweaty girl-on-girl action might be just the trick. It's not like the twins are doing anything productive anyway, not for themselves, not for their party, and certainly not for the country.

You Repug fundraisers out there: If you can pull this off, since it was my idea I'm laying claim to 10% (which, as you well know, is way lower than the standard cut for a pimp).