The Porn Star and the Party of Family Values

You can't make this shit up.

Porn star Mary Carey and her escort, powerhouse porn king Mark Kulkis, showed up as honored guests at a Republican fund raiser in June. Along with the Smirking Chimp himself and 6,000 of his closest friends. All at $5000 a pop. It was that five grand that made them honored guests, I suppose.

Mary had already said she wanted to fuck Karl Rove, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Pat Buchanan and Alan Colmes. But all the stops came out when the subject of the Bush twins came up.

"Oh my God, his daughters!" she said. "I'd love to party with his daughters. I'd love to meet them. I totally want to have sex with them."

Okay. Now we're talking. If the Republican Party has already sunk to the point that porn kings -- and princesses -- are honored guests, it's a small step from there to making a porno movie starring Mary Carey with Jenna and Not-Jenna in some nasty girl-on-girl action.

That's a guaranteed pay-per-view gold mine. I hope no one from the RNC is reading this blog. They might take my idea and run with it, and the money raised from that event alone would sink the Democratic Party for a generation.

PS -- Take a look at the photo on that link. This is the party that wants to pass a law against flag desecration! And that's the right wing WorldNetDaily website.

Like I said -- you can't make this shit up.