Take That, Bitch!

Our favorite wingnut skanky ho, Ann "Thrax" Coulter, was unceremoniously dropped by, of all papers, the Arizona Daily Star. Seems they got complaints that she was "shrilll, bombastic and mean-spirited. And those are the words used by readers who identified themselves as conservatives," according to the paper's editor and publisher, David Stoeffler.

In honor of Crazy Annie Coulter and her fall from grace in The Grand Canyon State (hmmm...a little irony there?), we proudly present the following song parody:

Fear It in the Night
(To the tune of Spirit in the Night -- Bruce Springsteen)
© 2005 Dennis Mansker

Ann "Thrax" Coulter held her steely dan
Clutched in the fingers of her strong right hand.
She has to use it 'cause she can't get a man,
Even drunk on Saturday night.

Well, Annie likes to slam the Democrats,
She calls 'em traitors and then she calls 'em rats,
She looks like a vampire hangin' out with the bats
Lookin' for a neck to bite.

Along with Mushy Rushie and Shammity,
They'll strip away our freedoms and take our liberty,
We have to fight, but we better fear it in the night (all night),
In the night (all night),
Oh, you don't know what they can do to you.
Fear it in the night (all night), in the night (all night)
If you're a liberal Annie will shoot you.

Ann Coulter is a crazy bitch,
If you're not Republican and you're not rich,
She'll kick you in the head and knock you in the ditch,
Leaving you alone to die there.

Annie wrote "Slander" and it was a lie,
Fox News sang her praises and never asked her why,
Then she wrote "Treason" and they gave her another bye,
And liberals aren't supposed to care?

Crazy Annie would be dancin' on our graves,
There wouldn't be a liberal that she would want to save,
She's such a fright, and you'd better fear it in the night (all night),
In the night (all night),
Oh, you don't know what she can do to you.
Fear it in the night (all night), in the night (all night)
Stand up for the left she'll shoot you.