Sunday Bush Humor

Our double-secret super-agent down in Texas reports the following true story about Baby Doc when he was still the governator.

One day Baby Doc and an old friend of his father Papa Doc were out hunting. They were struggling up the side of a shallow Texas hill when the old dude dropped over clutching his chest.

Baby Doc was fortunate that he had an early-version cellphone with him. He was also doubly fortunate that he was able to remember the number sequence 9-1-1.

"This is Governor Bush! Help me!" Baby Doc screamed into the phone. "Old Joe fell right over. I think he's up and died on me!"

"Okay, governor, just calm down," the EMT on the other end of the line said. "The first thing we need to do is make sure he's dead."

There was a pause and then the sound of a gunshot.

After another pause, Baby Doc came back on the phone. "Okay, now what?"