Lets All Play Dress-Up

Certified Wingnut Moron and HMFIC-of-Some-Kind-of-Rightwing-Army Mike Gallagher poses proudly in his three-star uniform on his web page called, laughingly, Gallagher's Army.

What the fuck is up with that? Take a look at the picture. He looks like a cross between a low-rent puddlejumping airline gate attendant and an even lower-rent inner-city whitebread-tenement doorman.

The fucker has never been in the military, and what's worse, he has four sons who are not in the military and have no plans to join.

But that ain't gonna stop old Gen'ral Mike from hauling his chickenhawk ass down to Crawford in that air-conditioned bus so he can berate and belittle and slander Cindy Sheehan for being somehow not-Amerikan-enough for this fascist dictatorship.

If that sorry chickenshit likes uniforms so much, how about he trot his weak-kneed sorry ass down to his nearest recruiter and sign up? They are willing to take people up to 42 years of age now. And while he is at it, he can drag those lily-livered Young-Repugnican-thug shallow-end-of-the-gene-pool spoiled-brat offspring along with him. If they're not too busy snorting coke, drinking frat-boy beer, and getting cheerleaders pregnant and then paying for their abortions.

But no, he can't do that. He's needed here. His sons are needed here.

If all the children of the wealthy and the connected and the ruling class were to somehow magically get sent off to Iraq to die in the desert sand... Well, who would inherit the feudal state that all of their chickenhawk parents are trying so hard to set up? Who would be left to live in splendor in the manor house and regularly abuse the serfs? Who would be left to perform those aristocratic sexually perverted acts?

Oh, yeah, here's how Gen'ral Mike really feels about the United States: Down in Crawford last night, as Cindy and the other inhabitants of Camp Casey sang America the Beautiful, The Mikey, with his mindless fascist followers as backup, chanted through a bullhorn. "We don't care!"

Yep, that pretty much sums it up. They don't care about America the Beautiful, about the freedoms we used to have, about that troublesome Constitution and its pesky guarantees of free speech and freedom of assembly.