Sunday, August 21, 2005

Sunday Bush Humor: The Horse Whisperer Goes to Crawford

Our double-secret super-agent on the job in Crawford reports the following story out of Shithole Ranch:

Last week Baby Doc's stock wrangler sent for a horse whisperer to come in and see what was going on with the horses on the ranch.
When the guy shows up, Baby Doc wanders down to the corral to talk to him.
"So you can talk to horses, huh?" Baby Doc says.
"Yep."
"And they can talk to you?"
"Yep. And not only horses, either. Pretty much all of your basic farm animals."
"Really?"
"Yep. Can I get to work now, Mister Prezdint?"
"Yeah, sure," Baby Doc says. "But you need to know one thing before you start."
"What's that?"
"That sheep is a goddam liar."

1 Comment:

Pacificskye said...

Shrub is afraid of horses, he knows they are smarter than he is, and that is not saying a hell of a lot. Too bad the pretzel lost.