Ass-Pimple Boy, the 4-F Name-Caller

The pathetic Pigboy with the puckered pimple on his half-staff hemmorhoid that conveniently kept the rest of his chickenhawk ass out of Vietnam has a lot of fucking nerve.

On his radio "show" today, Rushie Limbotomy had the gall, the effrontery to call Major Paul Hackett a "staff puke" because he worked in a civil affairs unit.

And how was all that time you spent in the bunkers and the rice paddies, Fatso? When the rest of us were in the steaming jungles of Southeast Asia, how did you manage to get in all that R&R time? How'd that barstool feel snuggled up between those hairy 4-F butt cheeks? Pretty good, did it? Yeah, I thought so.

Let me clue you in to something, you stupid motherfucker: When you are in a war like Iraq -- and like Vietnam to a very large degree -- there is no such thing as a "staff puke". Everyone is in danger, not just the frontline combat troops. Case in point: A guy I was in Basic Training with ended up as a company clerk down the in the Mekong Delta, where he got killed in a VC attack just a few weeks before he was supposed to come home.

So fuck you, Pigboy, you and your moronic staff-puke neocon trash talk. You wouldn't know a real soldier if he came up and kicked your ass.

Which I have volunteered to do, if you will recall.

I'm still waiting for the chickenshit motherfucker. But I'm not holding my breath.