From Our "Irony Is Dead" Department

"It's like company. If you had your brother-in-law in your house for five days, wouldn't he start stinking up the place? I just want them to pack their damn tents and go back where they came from."
-- Larry "Shotgun Boy" Mattlage, Crawford Resident

"As long as the out-of-towners know their boundaries, everyone will get along fine. People just don't like other people on their property, infringing on their rights."
-- Sharon "Bush is God" Nelson, Crawford Resident

Now, all you redstate morons who agree with these two, hold up your hands. No, Larry, your hand. Okay, now let's take a couple more quotes:

"It's like company. If you had your brother-in-law in your hut for five days, wouldn't he start stinking up the place? I just want them to pack their damn tents and go back where they came from."
-- Abdullah Husseni, Tikrit resident

"As long as the Americans know their boundaries, everyone will get along fine. People just don't like other people on their property, infringing on their rights."
-- Ali Akbar Muhammed, Fallujah Resident

You poor redstate fuckers. You just don't get it, do you?

(Thanks to "Chris from Bangkok", over on Bartcop for the quotes.)