Friday Song Parody

Gannon in Drag
Scott McClelland to Jeff Gannon
(To the tune of Kind of a Drag -- The Buckinghams)
© 2005 Dennis Mansker

Gannon in drag, little Scotty wants to see.
Gannon in drag, but it won't be on tv.
Oh, listen
(Let me watch you groovin 'cause I know the moves you're movin')
To what I got to say
(And I know that you've been hookin', at your website I've been lookin')

I want the rough trade
(Oooh, I love rough trade)
It's always rough trade
(Oooh, I love that rough trade).

Any way, ev'ry way, any day.

Gannon in drag, a reporter he is not.
Gannon in drag, but I think he's really hot.

Oh boy
(And you know that I been achin' to go with you and make some bacon)
And I hope you want me too.
(And you know my meat I'm beatin' and I'm hopin' we'll be meetin').

I want rough trade
(Oooh, I love rough trade)
It's always rough trade
(Oooh, I love that rough trade.)

Any way, ev'ry way, any day.