Thursday, May 25, 2006

Pay No Taxes!

According to Denny Fatboy Make-That-Three-Triple-Cheeseburgers Hastert, Squeaker of the House, the Marie Antoinette of American politics, and fulltime Repugnican prick, "well, folks, if you earn $40,000 a year and have a family of two, you don't pay any taxes. So you probably if you don't pay any taxes, you are not going to get a big tax cut. Now, if you earn $1 million a year, you are going to pay about $400,000 of taxes. Maybe you'll get a $40,000 tax cut ..."

Okay, I make somewhat more than $40,000, so I guess I'll have to pay taxes only on that amount over $40,000. So I am going to go right down to my payroll office and have them adjust my withholding. And I'm going to write to the IRS and ask for a refund of all the taxes I've paid in excess over the last five or seven years or how-the-fuck-ever-many years you can go back. I'll tell 'em Denny Hastert sent me.


JBlue said...

I've got some money coming back, too.

rightwingnut said...

Why do you think Forbes lost the race? 10% is more than they have to pay so a flat tax is screwed. Does anybody believe that somebody who earns $1,000,000 pays $400,000 in taxes?