What's a Little Perjury Anyway?

Perjury. Such an ugly term. So negative. Such a part of the liberal "blame game"... Instead let's call it the "criminalization of politics" -- a little lying under oath, well that's really nothing to get worked up about, is it? Not according to Faux News (Motto: We Lie It and You Buy It). Not according to Senator Kay Bailey Hutchinson (R - Bitchweasel).

Yep, it's just one of those pesky legal technicalities. Unfortunately, one that is punishable by five years in prison.

Too bad about those legal technicalities. The right wing has been kvetching about them for years, about the so-called "bad guys" getting off because of them. Turns out they work both ways -- those technicalities can actually bite you on the ass, Mister Repugnican Liar.