Monday, October 31, 2005

Weekly "Bush Twins in Uniform" Watch

It has now been 528 days since Jenna and Not-Jenna Bush, the slacker offspring of Preznit Numnutz, graduated from college and they are still not in the uniform of the US armed services.

Why? Because they have other priorities. They are too busy partying down in Georgetown to show their support for the war by enlisting their chickenhawk-child selves into the military service, that's why.

It has now become The Question: If it is such a noble cause, why aren't the Bush Twins in uniform and in Iraq? We will ask it every chance we get, at every place Bush speaks, to anyone who will listen.

Remember The Question! And be sure to sign the Buzzflash petition and demand that the Bush offspring enlist, or else bring the troops home. If it's not a cause noble enough for any of the children of the Bush Dynasty to join, then it's not noble enough for our sons and daughters to die for.


Anonymous said...

You really have to be kidding about this comment. If your not please also do not tell me that your upset about the revealing of Joe Wilson's wife being a CIA officer.
Does one really think this is a real concern?

Farnsworth said...

Who the fuck are you and what the fuck are you talking about?
The slacker Bush Twins have absolutely nothing to do with the Plame outing, and you know it.
I refuse to get into an email flame war. Anything else you've got to say can be said in this forum.
If you HAVE anything to say.
And remember, I also refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

James said...


How's it goin'? 17 years navy and still rolling here...

Don't you agree that one of the great achievements in our military is that it is all volunteer? There are plenty of opportunities for civilians to get involved and help out the services, but I appreciate the fact that it doesn't matter if there are those in this country who do not wish to serve in the armed forces. By all means, the Presidential Twins should NOT EVER serve in the armed forces, nor should any elected officials child.

Hypothetically speaking, let's say that Jenna and Barbara join the military. They go into the Marine Corps and they decide that they want to support the REAL WAR effort. So they get stationed in some unit that is attached to the front line driving trucks. They get ambushed and killed one day by Sunni/Shia/Kurdish/Pakistani/Iranian/Palestinian/Syrian/whoever-else terrorists and die valiantly for their country. Yeah, George Bush gets a little yellow telegram and the liberals dance in the streets. Now this country is left with a grieving President. As a father of six, I can tell you that if I lost ANY of my children, there is no way that I could concentrate on my job. Now, let's say that my job is to control the armed forces of the most powerful nation on the planet... Do you think that there is any way that I would not bring the full power of the American military to bear against whomever killed my children? Even to the point of a non-nuclear Weapon of Mass Destruction? My only answer would be Hell yes. Drop that fucker. Twice.

So let's not rush to make a liberal point by pushing the Bush twins into service. It's bad for business.