Dueling Quotes

"Taliban no longer is in existence. And the people of Afghanistan are now free. In other words when you say something as President you better make it clear so everybody understands what you're saying, and you better mean what you say."

Baby Doc Bush 9/27/04

"I think what the Taliban is doing - and it’s predictable - the Taliban fighters have been losing. Now, you can expect there to be pushback by the Taliban."

Tony Snow 6/19/2006

So...what's the deal? I think someone was lying. I wonder who it was...

Yeah, you're right, I do love this shit.