Saturday, March 22, 2008

Saturday Song Parody

Death to the World
(to the tune of "Joy to the World"
by Three Dog Night)
© 2008


John McCain is full of bullshit
Not a good friend of mine
You can’t believe a single word he says
He a-drank the kool-aid like wine
And the Rethugs have some mighty fine wine

Singin'...
Death to the world
All the boys and girls
Death to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Death to you and me

He wants to be the king of the world
Tell you what he'd do
He'd bomb Iran, Afghanistan and Pakistan
And he'd torture you.

Sing it now...
Death to the world
All the boys and girls
Death to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Death to you and me

You know he loves the lobbys
Loves to have his funds
He's a death-dealin' flyer and a sewer rider
On the Straight Talkin' Express bus
I said on the Straight Talkin' Express bus

Death to the world
All the boys and girls
Death to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Death to you and me

3 Comments:

Pepsiholic said...

Geez Farns, McCain sure has you scared! I'm surprised that you haven't brought out the big guns yet: That in 1968-1972 McCain didn't fill out his income tax statements on time!!! About the fact that even though he was in the military, he never reported to an American military base for 5 years!!! It makes Bush look like an amateur when it comes to AWOL!!! For supposedly being a family man, he never visited his newborn daughter for over 5 years! That while in Vietnam he made anti-American statements just like Hanoi Jane!! Or... how about the fact that while he was in a hotel in Vietnam, he cheered when he heard civilians getting bombed and killed... especially when it was during the Christmas holidays!!!

If your looking for current events, you can say that he's sending his son to Iraq to be killed just so he can score some political points!!!

Come on Farns, don't hold back, you've never let stretching the truth or even inventing your own "truth" ever stop you before!!! Haven't you seen the latest polls where McCain is winning even against Obama!!! It's panic time! Think about the two to three new CONSERVATIVE Supreme Court justices that will be added to the court replacing liberal judges.

mrln said...

Keep on telling the truth, Farnsworth. This one is powerful, and it's not surprising it provoked a tirade.

pepsiholic said...

Oh and Farns it was Obama not McCain that said that they would invade Pakistan.