Friday, March 14, 2008

A Modest Proposal

Given that Grampaw McCain has the appearance of not being sufficiently neocon-fascist enough for the quasi-pseudo-intelligentsia of the Rethug camp, and given that Hillary Clinton seems more intent on praising McCain at the expense of tearing down her own opponent on the Democratic side, allow me to make a modest proposal:

McCain and Clinton will each secede from their respective party affiliations and form the new Republicrat Party, wherein all American greedy corporatists, militant warmongers, military-industrial-complex acolytes and fence-straddling neo-Mugwumps can find a home.

This will free up the political landscape for the rest of us, who can get down to the serious business of electing Barack Obama as the next president of the United States.