US Constitution Arrested for Aiding and Abetting Terrorists!

That was the headline screaming across the Bad Reporter Times today.

Okay, if you know Don Asmussen's work, you already know that this is a joke.

Or is it? Can something like this really be so far off?

Remember, NSPD 51 is still out there, still "valid" (at least in the Alice-Through-the-Looking-glass world of the wingnuttery and their puppet masters in the BFEE) and we should all still be very nervous about Der Monkey Fuehrer and this unprecedented grab for power.

The US Constitution will join those other "quaint" artifacts of history, such as the Declaration of Independence, the Magna Carta and the Geneva Convention treaties in the dustbin of history.