Choose Your Candidate

Here's a quick 11-question quiz to help you decide, based solely on the issues, which presidential candidate is aligned most closely with your own personal values and opinions.

Go ahead and take it and see for yourself which of the candidates has positions that are the closest to your own. Then I would suggest that you work as hard as you can and give as much money as you can to that candidate.

You can probably guess which one came out on top for me -- no surprises there. But, absent any substantial questions coming up during the "debates" ("diamonds or pearls"??!! Give me a fucking break!) to help you make up your mind, this is as good a way as any to point you in the right direction.