Monday, February 12, 2007

Weekly "Bush Twins in Uniform" Watch

It has now been 991 days since Jenna and Not-Jenna Bush, the slacker offspring of Preznit Numnutz, graduated from college and they are still not in the uniform of the US armed services.

Why? Because they have other priorities. They are too busy partying down in Georgetown, Argentina and god-knows-where-else to show their support for the war by enlisting their chickenhawk-child selves into the military service, that's why.

Come on, you two. Do your patriotic duty. Your daddy is standing there with egg on his face. Think what your enlistment into the military could do for his poll numbers with the American people. Think what it could do help him get that "surge" he's wanting so badly.

And everybody else, be sure to check out The Yellow Elephant blog, which asks the question "It's their war; why aren't they fighting it?"

BTW, the twins are also still not pregnant with their own Snowflake Babies. If they can't join the service, the least they could do would be to get themselves impregnated with a couple of blastocytes that would otherwise go into the garbage. Remember what Farnsworth always says: Baste 'em, don't waste 'em.

2 Comments:

Anonymous said...

We need a "NEW" Draft idea. how about 1 draft 1 person from each class?

1 person who makes less than $100,000
1 person who makes between $100,000 and $200,000
1 person who makes between $200,000 and $300,000
1 person who makes between $300,000 and $400,000
1 person who makes between $400,000 and $500,000
1 person who makes between $500,000
and $600,000
1 person who makes between $600,000 and $700,000
1 person who makes between $700,000 and $800,000
1 person who makes between $800,000 and $900,000
1 person who makes between $900,000 and $1,000,000
1 person who makes between $1,000,000 and $2,000,000
and
1 person who makes more than $2,000,000

Then roll the lottery balls and select one from each income bracket again.

jae said...

WTF????
Get those bimbos in uniform, dammit!!!!


Feb. 17, 2007 13:24
Britain's Prince Harry to be deployed in Iraq
By ASSOCIATED PRESS


Prince Harry will be serving as a soldier in Iraq by the end of the month, a British newspaper reported Saturday.

Defense Secretary Des Browne is expected to announce Feb. 26 that the prince, who is third in line to the throne, will be deployed along with his regiment near Basra in southern Iraq, The Daily Mirror newspaper reported, citing an unnamed senior military official.

A royal family spokesman declined to comment and the Defense Ministry called the report speculative, saying upcoming Iraq deployments had yet to be finalized.

The 22-year-old prince, known as Troop Commander Wales by his regiment - the Blues and Royals - has trained to command 11 soldiers and four Scimitar tanks.

The Defense Ministry has previously confirmed Harry could go to Iraq if his unit was deployed there, but said he might be kept out of situations where his presence would jeopardize his comrades.