Really, Does it Get Any Better Than This?

Hard on the heels of the Rethug Lesbian S&M Bar scandal, it turns out today (yes, I know it's April Fool's Day, but this seems legit) that a Rethug fundraising letter included the telephone number of a phone sex line that contained the following NSFW message:

Sexy guy, welcome to an exciting new way to go live, one on one, with hot horny girls, waiting right now to talk to you. Lie back, baby, relax to get ready to meet real local students, housewives, and working girls from all over the country.
Hundreds of hot girls call free all day and all night because we love nasty talk as much as you do.

I mean, be still my heart!

The only thing that remains is to sort out what the percentage will be that these "hot babes" will be willing to kick back to the RNC for their participation in this sexy scheme...