Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Rush Limbaugh and the Evil Voting Machine

I swear you can't make this shit up. News out of Palm Beach today carries the story that notorious gasbag and brain-addled drug addict Rush Limbaugh couldn't figure out the voting machine when he went to vote in the Florida primary yesterday:

"I hit 'Next' and it didn't go there," said Limbaugh, who lives in Palm Beach and often recounts the county's electoral foibles on his show.
Then he hit the "Back" button and "got my candidate page again with the vote already recorded there. So I said 'hmmmmm, I wonder if this is going to count twice."
So he unclicked his favored candidate, clicked that candidate again and hit "Next" a second time - and it worked.
"I don't know if I voted twice," he said. "Probably not.

Yeah, uh-huh. This is the guy, you'll recall, that made a ton of malicious fun back in 2000 and 2004 about the stupidity of people who complain about voting machines.

What a fucking moron. Maybe you should pop a couple of Vitamin V tablets next time. Kind of perk up your head, so to speak.

3 Comments:

pepsiholic said...

It's pretty funny that a guy even high on drugs has an easy time making liberals look silly. That's why you hate him so much.

Farnsworth68 said...

Blah blah blah yap yap yap.

Anonymous said...

Lol it is easy to make anyone look silly. Drugs have nothing to do with it and probably enhance this ability as it seems to be a huge topic at parties.

The fact that he is not deeply assure of his right to vote being accurately recorded and can only make a joke out of it is extremely scary.

Maybe we should just toss out the Florida vote because they cant be trusted?

Goddamn republican has the balls to say he doesn't know if his vote was correct in the State of Florida? Maybe we should all close our eyes and push the voting screen and not get a printed receipt to know what we really pushed?

you gotta be kidding farnsworth, tell me it aint so?