Would You Hire This Man?

You're the personnel manager of a very large company, and you've got a guy whose résumé contains some of the following items:

· Ran for congress and lost.
· Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
· Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil; company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
· At least one conviction for drunk driving.
· AWOL from National Guard and deserted the military during a time of war.
· Refused to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.

Yeah, you've already guessed that this is part -- and a small part -- of the résumé of Baby Doc Bush.

There's a lot more. Check it out and see if you would hire a job applicant whose total work history consists of one fuckup after another, only to be bailed out by his daddy's pals.