Monday, April 10, 2006

Marching to Armageddon

How do you know they are lying? Their lips move, noise comes out of their mouths, they form words, etc.

In yet another pearl on the string of unbelievable denials, the White House says that any plans to nuke Tehran is just crazy talk.

Like we would fucking believe any denials coming out of that nest of vipers. All they have done for the last five years is lie, lie, lie.

If Baby Doc wants to attack Iran -- and it is patently obvious that he does -- then the only "reasonable" way to do it is with nuclear weapons. Our military is already stretched too thin, and there just aren't enough of them to go around. Iran is over 3.5 times the size of Iraq, both in land area and population, and we would still have to maintain a strong military presence in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Iran has always been a future stop on the Clusterfuck Express, right from the beginning, but there's no reasonable way to do it without using nukes. Which means there is no reasonable way to do it.

But, in the immortal words of Yogi Berra, it's déjà vu all over again: What is reasonable, what is logical, what is based somewhere in reality, has nothing to do with it. With Der Monkey Fuhrer's ass in a sling over illegal wiretapping coupled with classified information leaking from the First Penis, watch for another diversion. Maybe not now, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of our lives.

Certainly before the election. Can't let those terrorist-loving Amerikkka-hating Darwin-pushing god-dismissing Christmas-destroying bible-burning Demon-crats take control of the congress. Watch for an "October Surprise" that will be a richochet echo of that lying bitch Kindasleezy Rice: The smoking gun will be a mushroom cloud, but it's going to be ours.

Tramp tramp tramp the boots are marching...


Anonymous said...

Remember "Anyone can go to Bahgdad, real men want to go to Tehran"...

drainbamage said...

Could it be after the republicans have a land slide win in elections we will amend the constitution so he can stay in office?