Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Homeland Security Official Busted for Child Sex. How Stupid Are These People???

Really, you just can't make shit like this up.

According to an MSNBC story, the deputy press secretary of Homeland Security was busted Tuesday for attempting to use the Internets to lure what he thought was a 14-year-old girl whose profile he saw on one of those teenage-chat-meet-new-friends websites like MySite.

Bryan J. Doyle, 55, was arrested as his home in Maryland after a sting operation in which Doyle exchanged frank sexual talk with the girl and sent explicitly sexual photos to her -- but unknown to him she was actually an undercover Florida detective.

Yeah, I feel a lot safer in The Homeland when shit like this happens. A lot safer letting my granddaughters go to the mall, or god forbid to fly on an airplane -- with Homeland Security in charge of the airports? Jesus, I'd feel safer putting them on a Greyhound bus and sending them through the South Bronx.

Doyle, being fourth ranking official in the office, has to be a Republican appointee. That's the party of "family values" you know.

Jesus, how many sex scandals can these people get away with? Clinton gets one lousy blow job and you'd think he'd sold atomic secrets to the North Koreans, for chrissake. These child-molesting Republican perverts are given government sinecures so they can ply their lubricious trade with America's youth.

Give the fucker a fair trial, convict him as a sexual deviant, and then weld him in a 4x8 cell for the rest of his life. (I do have four teenage granddaughters, so my normal perspective on justice may be a little bent...)

3 Comments:

Granny said...

I'm raising 3 great-granddaughters and I agree no matter who it is.

I started to post this last night and then decided to sleep on it. I had the same take on it as you and wanted to cool off a little.

Good post - thanks.

nunya said...

You're much nicer about the whole thing than I am.

Les Proudfit said...

Hey hey loves Jesus, is against abortion and believes Saddam Hussein was responsible for 9/11. That's about all it takes nowadays to get a top job in this administration. Extra points for licking Bush's butthole! That he wanted to fuck a 14 year old...well that just ain't too important, ya understand?