Monday, September 12, 2005

Weekly "Bush Twins in Uniform" Watch

It has now been 464 days since Jenna and Not-Jenna Bush, the slacker offspring of Preznit Numnutz, graduated from college and they are still not in the uniform of the US armed services.

Why? Because they have other priorities. They are too busy partying down in Georgetown to show their support for the war by enlisting their chickenhawk-child selves into the military service, that's why.

Sign the Buzzflash petition and demand that the Bush offspring enlist, or else bring the troops home. If it's not a cause noble enough for the Bush children to join, then it's not noble enough for our sons and daughters to die for.

5 Comments:

Bobby Bray said...

If they did sign up, they'd just go AWOL just like their old man, so what's the use.

NWorb said...

My kid is serving in Iraq, even though he doesn't believe we need to be there. I think seeing the Bush twins in uniform, preferably a french maid's uniform, might be good for his morale, if not his morals.

Anonymous said...

I would bet you are a REMF.Its always the REMFS who whine about this kind of crap. I love the fact it pisses you off.. makes my day girly boy. hahahahaha

griffinia said...

And its always the wingnut chickenhawks who post their comments anonymously...

Farnsworth said...

Yeah, they are such fucking pathetic losers aren't they? If they were so goddam brave, where were they in DC last weekend? Where were all those big-talking any-means-necessary American Legion badasses who were supposed to kick our butts?
Only about 80 pro-war fascists were on the sidelines at the FBI building, and that big-deal support Bush rally set for Sunday was a complete fizzle, despite the fact that it had been all over wingnut radio for weeks.
I'll bet anonymous is yet another in a long line of fucking loser chickenhawk who was afraid to put on his country's uniform himself, but thinks it's great that our sons and daughters are dying for his "noble cause".
How about, anonymous? Wanna crawl out of that hole you're hiding in, show your face, and fight like a real man?
Yeah, I didn't think so. Coward.