Weekly "Bush Twins in Uniform" Watch

It has now been 464 days since Jenna and Not-Jenna Bush, the slacker offspring of Preznit Numnutz, graduated from college and they are still not in the uniform of the US armed services.

Why? Because they have other priorities. They are too busy partying down in Georgetown to show their support for the war by enlisting their chickenhawk-child selves into the military service, that's why.

Sign the Buzzflash petition and demand that the Bush offspring enlist, or else bring the troops home. If it's not a cause noble enough for the Bush children to join, then it's not noble enough for our sons and daughters to die for.

And BTW, where are they now? At a time when they could really make a difference by helping out their fellow storm-ravaged citizens in the Gulf, they seem to be singularly invisible.

Ten thousand dead, and the Bush Twins are AWOL. As usual.

Baby Doc and Pickles, the two of you should be ashamed.