Monday, November 14, 2005

Weekly "Bush Twins in Uniform" Watch

It has now been 542 days since Jenna and Not-Jenna Bush, the slacker offspring of Preznit Numnutz, graduated from college and they are still not in the uniform of the US armed services.

Why? Because they have other priorities. They are too busy partying down in Georgetown to show their support for the war by enlisting their chickenhawk-child selves into the military service, that's why.

It has now become The Question: If it is such a noble cause, why aren't the Bush Twins in uniform and in Iraq? We will ask it every chance we get, at every place Bush speaks, to anyone who will listen.

Remember The Question! And be sure to sign the Buzzflash petition and demand that the Bush offspring enlist, or else bring the troops home. If it's not a cause noble enough for any of the children of the Bush Dynasty to join, then it's not noble enough for our sons and daughters to die for.


Anonymous said...

HUAH! OUTSTANDING! Couldn't agree more. I thought I was the only one who gets really PISSED at the stinking hypocrisy of these people. Thanks for pointing out the link on the site and thank you for your service professor! The only baby-killers I'm aware of are in the White House and a cave in Pakistan, and they seem to be in touch with each other.

Dedicated Man said...

I thought the Military was voluntary. Some of the things I have heard but will be honest and say that I have not all the research I need to includes the following.
Clinton: Went into Bosnia with out Congressional Approval. We still have forces there.
Why did Chelsea not enlist?
Clinton: Put some missles into a compound to hit Bin Laden.
Why did Chelsea not enlist?

Regardless of your political affiliation look at this in a non political way. I voted for Bush but I do question his some decisions he makes. He does however, atleast what I have seen, doe snot waver in his decisions and once made he stays with them. Right or wrong I think he will take his decisions to his grave right or wrong.

Why is CLinton not a baby killer? He sent bombs into the Bosnia area for years. No civilians died???

What are you so pissed off about? I am curious to hear back from you assuming it will be in a dignified manner.

Farnsworth said...

What the fuck is it with you people? Clinton's been out of office for almost six years and you just can't let it go, can you?
Chelsea was still in fucking HIGH SCHOOL when Clinton went into Bosnia. She wasn't nearly two years out of college and still being a Gen-X slacker, partying down in Georgetown nightclubs.
Regardless of whether Bosnia was a right or wrong decision, it has absolutely NOTHING to do with Iraq, and you fucking know it.
How many American soldiers bled their lives out into the rocky soil of the Balkans under Clinton's watch?
None. Zero. Zilch.
How many have died in Iraq under Bush. Over 2000, and that's over 2000 too many.
The question remains -- and people like you just can't answer it -- if this is such a noble cause, why aren't ANY of the Jenna-and-not-Jenna generation of Bush offspring fighting in it?
You people can't answer that question, can you? That's why you have to keep going back to Clinton, because you can't stand the thought that you brought into office a horse's ass in a cowboy hat who has fucked this country up beyond all recognition.
You obviously haven't read this blog very much, if you have to ask what I am so pissed off about.
And as far as your hope that I will engage in a reasonable dialog in a dignified manner...well, this answer pretty much tells you that THAT ain't gonna happen.