Bush: "We Do Not Torture" -- Have You Checked with the Big Dick?

In an ABC news story a couple of days ago, Baby Doc said, with a straight face, that the US does not torture individuals.

These fuckers can't say anything without lying. And maybe he ought to check first with Unca Dick before he makes these kinds of rash statements, since VP Crashcart is lobbying against the McCain anti-torture amendment so frenetically that he's about to flatline.

How is it that the pResident can say one thing while his VP says exactly the opposite, and not one person in the Repugnican-apologist media-whore SCLM even bothers to try to call them on it?