Saturday Song Parody

If You're Votin' for McCain
To the tune of "If I Only Had a Brain"
from The Wizard of Oz -- © 2008

He will glare and he will glower
He'll torture like Jack Bauer,
He wants to eat your brain.
In '09 you'll regret it
And your thoughts you'll have to edit
If you're votin' for McCain.

Like hoppin' on a griddle
His flip-flops are a riddle
But you will feel the pain.
And the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
You'd have to dull with drinkin'
If you're votin' for McCain.

Oh he can't tell you why
'Cause he doesn't even know
If the Sunni or the Shia is the foe
But he won't let that stop the show.

From the fundos he gets backin'
And the wars won't be lackin'
'Cause the man is insane.
Iran he'll be attackin'
The Supreme Court he'll be packin'
If you're votin' for McCain