Thursday, February 26, 2009

Barack the Antichrist?

Okay, I'll admit this one has been going around for quite a while now, but last night's Daily Show did a Jason Jones segment with two preachers, an old black dude who said Barack was Hitler, and for balance an old white dude who said he was the Antichrist.

After doing the math, I think I agree with the old white dude.

Do the math yourself and see if you don't agree:

  1. Barack Hussei Nobama: six letters each = 666!
  2. He was elected for a 4 year term in 2008: 8 minus 4 is 2, and 2 times the 3 names he carries = 6; if he runs for two more terms, that will make a total of three terms, and those three terms strung together with his names? = 666!
  3. There are five people in the Nobama family: the parents, the children and the mother-in-law, right? But wait, you didn't count the dog. That makes 6! Three terms in the white house = 666!
  4. Nobama was born on 8-4-1961. 8+4+19+61=92, and 92 divided by how many names he has = 30.666666666666666666666666666667! There are no fewer than 9 sets of triple sixes in that number, which you can clearly see if you remove the first 3 characters and the last 3 characters: 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666! And those characters you removed? They add up to 49; 49 divided by 666 = 0.0735735735735735735735735735735; add those up and they come to 150, and that divided by 666 = 0.2252252252252252252252252252252. And any ASCII programmer can tell you that it is a very simple matter to arrange a nearly-infinite number of those very digits visually (on a computer screen or a printout!) to show an illustration of the face of ... Barack Hussei Nobama!
Jeez, I just don't know how it could be any clearer.
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Update: Here's the link to the video of that Daily Show segment.

3 Comments:

N said...

Might I just point out that that was a disturbingly inaccurate use of Numerology, which is a rather sketchy pseudo-science at best? With the 92 in particular, if you had followed numerology more closely, you would know that you always continue to compound digits to a single digit, unless you hit a multiple of 11. 9+2=11. Jesus Christ is a well-noted 11.

Farnsworth68 said...

Sorry N. I really didn't mean for it to sketch off into a criticism of the actual "science" of numerology. It was just a way of satirizing the morons on the right who actually believe in everything they are told.
--The F Man

Anonymous said...

I think that a stronger arguement might be made with Notradamus prediction of "Mabus" being a sign of the antichrist. Some have made the connection obaMA BUSh = MABUS, but I think this is even more convincing check out the new Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus appointed by Obama....
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/27/ray-mabus-obamas-pick-for_n_180132.html