"Mandela's Dead"

Those were two of the words of wisdom that spilled out the mouth of Baby Doc at his "news" conference a couple of days ago.

It must have come as a real surprise to the 89-year-old Nelson Mandela, who is still very much alive, and to his family who now, instead of planning a family reunion, will have to plan a funeral.

As if we needed another reminder that the giggling murder monkey is so out of touch with reality that a comatose Terry Shiavo was more aware than he seems to be.