Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Childrens Do Learn

Just not in Texas, apparently. The latest lapse from ordinary language was found yesterday when Baby Doc was giving a speech about, of all things, the value of education and the need for continuing No Child Left Behind (aka No School Left Standing).

"As yesterday’s positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured," the Giggling Murder Monkey said, without a perceptible trace that he even knew what he had done wrong.

Like I said before, Dan Quayle was a trial balloon, to see if the Moron-American Voting Bloc would accept a total imbecile in one of the top jobs in the world. Mister Potato(e) Head himself proved it, and now we are left to pick up the pieces of a maladministration headed by someone who isn't even fluent in English, let alone any other human language.

Jesus, what have we done to deserve this?


The Future Was Yesterday said...

Jesus, what have we done to deserve this?"


And that's exactly why we have it.

Anonymous said...

I see nothing wrong with the grammer in quoted statement ?????????

As far as your theological statement goes Jesus didn't make this mess, lazy ass government employees like you did.

Farnsworth68 said...

"I see nothing wrong with the 'grammer'"?
Hmmm. Well, you wouldn't, would you?