Tuesday, October 10, 2006

You Gotta Be Kidding Me...

So. North Korea allegedly exploded a "newkuler" weapon. Never mind that scientists are at odds over whether it really was nuclear. Never mind that Baby Doc himself approved -- and paid for -- the export of the raw materials for the newkuler weapon back in 2002. Never mind the fact tha there's an election coming up and we've pretty much run into the ground any "threats" from our unindicted co-conspirators in Al Qaeda.

But none of that is stopping Baby Doc from calling it "provocative"...

Provocative??? WTF??!!

Provocative is Denise Richards in Playboy.

Far be it from me to say anything negative about our Fearless Leader, but...

Does anyone else think that this stinks? That this seems like a huge fraud, to put us back into the "scare zone" since we've pretty much run out the well on the Middle East threats?

Here's what I think: I think that Kim Il Jong and the so-called "communist" North Korea is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Bushco/Unification Church, and the whole thing is a phony-baloney scare tactic to frighten the Moron-American Voting Bloc into voting for Rethug candidates, on the completely bogus "national security" platform.

Wait and see if I'm right. Remember, you saw it here first.

4 Comments:

betmo said...

october surprise? and here i thought it was our lettuce and spinach tainting. i have egg on my face :)

JollyRoger said...

Quite frankly, I wouldn't doubt it.

Or it may be Little Kim doesn't want the Chimperor's power to be lessened. The Chimperor is a true friend to paranoid dictators, as he validates everything they fear.

Ole Blue The Heretic said...

I think we should send Denise Richards over to North Korea to soften the wacko up!

Y | O | Y said...

And I thought it was spelled "nucular." ;)