Friday, August 18, 2006

Disorder in the Court: Hometown Judge Gets Four Years.

I grew up in the little northeastern Oklahoma town of Bristow, so I'm always interested in news from there. But this isn't the kind of news that the city fathers like to see.

Donald Thompson, a Creek County judge with a courtroom in Bristow, has been sentenced to four years in the slammer for using a penis pump. On the bench. In court. During a jury trial.

Police built a case against the judge after a police officer testifying in a 2003 murder trial saw a piece of plastic tubing disappear under Thompson's robe. During a lunch break, officers took photographs of the pump under the desk.
Investigators later checked the carpet, Thompson's robes and the chair behind the bench and found semen, according to court records.
Wow. And eeeeyyyewwwwww.

Now see what happens? In the 1950s Oklahoma was a "blue" state. Now it's a "red" state, and sexual deviancy is running rampant, even in the hallowed halls of justice. Just goes to show you.

I hope the judge got some, shall we say, "positive results" from that penis pump. His new roommate, Bubba, is gonna appreciate it...


The Future Was Yesterday said...

ROTFLMAO!! My belly hurts from laughing! Now there's one way to "pump up the economy!" LOL! I'm gonna be lauging over that one for a while. Thanks!:)

It seems the sickest, worst perverts turn out to be those who campaign most against it. Who was it said "I think thou protesteh too much?" or words to that effect?

Anonymous said...

He must of got one of the surplus penis pumps that were distributed to the our esteemed US Senators and Congressmen. Hilliary gave hers to Bubba...GWB Jr fucked up and put the pump on his head and actually had an idea, Invade Iraq....He's still at large...LOL
Vet with anger issues

Unknown said...

This is too funny. It was Shakespeare who said the line about protesting too much. Those repressive conservative types are always the worst when it comes to being perverts, I think.

I'm sure Bubba will appreciate it. If the judge is using a penis pump, he doesn't seem like the type who can get himself a bitch.

Anonymous said...

By the time you read this 'the judge' will be 'Bubba's bitch'...LOL