The Chucktatorship

I'm certainly amazed at this. Thanks to Buzzflash, I've now learned that has-been "actor" and full-time-ugly man Chuck Norris is the president-elect of the Republic of Texas, and he says that we're not living in a democracy. No, it's a "Chucktatorship".

Jesus, I could have sworn when I read this that it was a spoof out of The Onion or the National Lampoon or something similar, but it's not.

So I guess we'd best prepare for an armed insurrection. Probably this Friday.

In which case, can I presume that alternate-side-of-the-street parking will be suspended?...