Wednesday, February 02, 2011

John Boehner's Boner...

...has apparently led him astray, right into the arms of an evil temptress/minion of satan.

Okay, I'm not usually one to repeat unsubstantiated rumors, but this one is too good.

Allegedly Speaker of the House John Boehner, an upstanding Republican stalwart of good moral values, has been linked to a sexual "liaison" ... with a lobbyist.

First of all, if this is true ... eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! What is wrong with her???

And second of all, it ought to be easy enough to verify -- just look for something that looks like orange popsicle stains on certain parts of her anatomy... Again, eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

But this is all for naught, since anything is okay as long as you are a Republican... Besides, lobbyists are like groupies: They are put on earth by a merciful god with the sole purpose of satisfying every need -- real or imagined -- of congressmen and senators.

7 Comments:

Anonymous said...

That say a lot about the lobbyist he plowed. She must like droning, crybaby, cold-hearted, smug carrot men...

-WageslaveZ-

Farnsworth68 said...

Thanks, WS.
And in case there's no doubt about it, again I say eeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!
--The F Man

Farnsworth68 said...

PS I just heard that she's making $375K a year at that lobbying firm. So I guess she's a VERY high-priced hooker. On the other hand, it would take a LOT more than that for any "normal" person to Get The Boehner Boner...

double nickel said...

Apropos of nothing...are you the guy who used to post on Huffpo as "pissedofvietvet"? Just curious. i really liked his posts, but I think he got banned. :)

thebanana

Farnsworth68 said...

DN--
Nope that wasn't me.
--The F Man

Anthony Pitman said...

I read she was a printing lobbyist. Didn't his district lose some paper jobs? Guess she got him to let that Chinese paper in to save on printing costs.
But I digress. EEEWWWW!

double nickel said...

@Farnsworth...I guess there's two vet's who are pissed off. What are the odds :)