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You are a New Left Hipster, also known as a MoveOn.org liberal, Netroots activist, or Daily Show fanatic. You believe that if we really want to defend American values, conservative hatriots must be exposed and mocked for every fanatical, puritanical, soulless, paranoid, fact-free, obstructionist ideal for which they stand.
Take the quiz at www.FightConservatives.com
-- Henry Kissinger
-- Archbishop Helder Camara
-- Robert A. Heinlein
-- Voltaire
-- Malcolm X
-- Eric Hoffer
-- Sinclair Lewis
-- Adolph Hitler
-- President John F. Kennedy
-- Cardinal Roberto Bellarmine, 1615,
during the trial of Galileo
-- Andrew Lias
-- Sigmund Freud
-- Samuel Johnson
-- Benjamin Franklin
-- Pope Gregory XVI (1831-1846)
-- Walt Kelly, Pogo
I just discovered a terrific online application, the Glenn Beck Conspiracy Theory Generator:
It is, as it claims, Fair and Balanced Paranoia, Delivered on Demand.
Check it out.
Posted by Farnsworth68 at 1:58 AM
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3 Comments:
Who needs the conspiracy theory generator? The actual Glenn Beck quotes from this same site are insanely scary all on their own!
The sad thing is that the generated conspiracies make about as much sense as the ones Beck constantly *really* spews. Like, did you know that Google was part of an Obama conspiracy to bring sharia law to the United States? It's true! Beck proved it on his show!
FWIW, the only conspiracy I believe in is the conspiracy of greed. That is all it takes to explain the behavior of our political system, no vast conspiracies required.
- Badtux the Baffled Penguin
Thanks, SL & BT. You are right in that none of these sound any worse than the "real" conspiracies coming out of the Blowhole of the Airwaves.
BT -- thanks for posting. I read your blog all the time.
--The F Man
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