Time's Fun When You're Having Flies...

It's hard to believe, but I've been at this blog for four years already. You can check out my first wobbling steps here, with some great headlines like Shut the Fuck Up (chickenhawks), A Midget Among Giants (Ronald Reagan), Flag Burning Amendment -- A Solution in Search of a Problem, and my favorite, Rush Limbaugh You're an Asshole, in which I call the fat fucker out "...face to face with a Democrat-votin' meat-eatin' gun-ownin' beer-drinkin' Jeep-drivin' liberal Vietnam vet who will be more than happy to entertain the thought of kicking your fat lily-white ass."

Still no response from The Great Pimple Ass Draft Dodger, but I guess I didn't really expect there to be.

Four years and still kicking. And it's been a ton of fun. Here's to another four years, at which point I'll probably slipping up on my dotage faster than Darth Cheney shooting an old man in the face, and I'll be lucky if I don't spill my drool cup while I'm trying to choke down my Viagra...

Thanks for reading, everyone.