Bible-Based Marriage

Who knew that traditional Bible-based marriage could be so much fun? Or so weird? Or so just plain nasty (and not in a good way)?

Here's Betty Bowers, who just happens to be America's Best Christian, to explain it all:

Read View it and weep, all you non-biblically-based-marriage freaks (you know who you are...)

[HT to It's My Right to be Left of Center for the link to the video.]