I sincerely hope not, but this one is definitely a keeper:
After numerous rounds of official Washington denials consisting mainly of "We don't even know if Osama bin Laden is still alive", Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded message:
370H-SSV-0773H
Bush was, of course, baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice. Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so then it went to the CIA, and then to MI6.
Eventually it went to the Mossad (Israeli intelligence) for help.
Within a minute Mossad emailed the White House with this reply:
"Tell the President he's holding the note upside down"...
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Oh, no, this won't be the last joke from this disastrous administration. Not by a long shot.
In fact, I imagine robot archaeologists 10,000 years from now diving along what used to be the east coast of the US searching for the reason our civilization failed and discovering that we actually elected this asshole. Twice.
They'll be laughing their sweet, mechanical clanking laughter about that presidency only it will be directed at us.
I can hear it now "...but they had the brainpower to understand that what they were doing was unreasonable, unjustifiable, foolish and just plain stupid."
And the answer will be "...yes but they didn't want to elect the best among them to lead. They wanted to elect a guy they could have a beer with like in that Idiocracy movie. Besides, I have a theory they were viciously slaying one another at some circus called Walmart..."
Can we all agree now that Supply Side economics is a disproved theory? It had never been tried before, and we're at the end of a 30 or so year experiment. The Repug party isn't in disarray b/c they're simply unpopular, or unlikeable. Their style of government and their economic system have been totally discredited. But they'll try to repackage their theories and sell them once again.
George Bush was no dunce. He knew exactly what he was doing.
Snerk! Good one! My favorite cartoon this week was Bush pardoning the turkey and the turkey says, "Could I have that cosigned by the incoming administration please?"
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