Friday by the Numbers

Total American dead in the Iraq Illegal Occupation: 2500 2513 2532 2540 2546 2558 2571 2585 2597 2605 2619 2641 2710 2737 2758 2788 2809 2826 2865

Total coalition forces dead: 246
Total Iraqi Dead: 600,000+

Number of days since Baby Doc said he'd get Osama Bin Laden "dead or alive": 1893
Number of days since the illegal occupation of Iraq began: 1344
Number of days since "Mission Accomplished": 1293
Number of days between Pearl Harbor and the end of WWII: Only 1347

NOTE: This means that just four days from now, on Tuesday, The Chimperor will have been at war in Iraq longer than this nation took to win World War II.
Think about that...

Number of days that the the Vice President has NOT shot a man in the face: 276
Number of days that the Bush Twins are still not pregnant with baste-'em-or-waste-'em Snowflake babies: 122.

It is still 817 days until the end of the BFEE Maladministration -- unless we impeach the whole sorry lot of the corrupt and criminal bastards.