Is Ann Coulter Insane?

It certainly looks that way, after she called a group of New Jersey 9-11 widows "witches" and "harpies" in her new book and on the Today Show, among many other venues. If a dog exhibited similar dissociative behavior, he would be shot and his head would be removed for a diagnosis of potential rabies, a/k/a "mad dog" syndrome.

"Mann" Coulter (next time she's on one of those talking head shows, check out that Adam's apple and those man-hands -- yikes!) has made her own cottage industry out of being a stridently weird wingnut, but this time the consensus is that she's gone too far. Even Faux News pundits Bill O'Reilly and Mike Straka are trying to distance themselves from her after her frothing rant about the 9-11 widows who are now professional victims enjoying a little too much the fruits of their husbands' deaths.

So, in honor of Crazy Ann Coulter, here's another rehash of a song parody from last year, this one to the tune of Springsteen's Spirit in the Night:

Fear it in the Night
© 2005 Dennis Mansker

Ann "Thrax" Coulter held her steely dan
Clutched in the fingers of her strong right hand.
She has to use it 'cause she can't get a man,
Even drunk on Saturday night.

Well, Annie likes to slam the Democrats,
She calls 'em traitors and then she calls 'em rats,
She looks like a vampire hangin' out with the bats
Lookin' for a neck to bite.

Along with Mushy Rushie and Shammity,
They'll strip away our freedoms and take our liberty,
We have to fight, but we better fear it in the night (all night),
In the night (all night),
Oh, you don't know what they can do to you.
Fear it in the night (all night), in the night (all night)
If you're a liberal Annie will shoot you.

Ann Coulter is a crazy bitch,
If you're not Republican and you're not rich,
She'll kick you in the head and knock you in the ditch,
Leaving you alone to die there.

Annie wrote "Slander" and it was a lie,
Fox News sang her praises and never asked her why,
Then she wrote "Treason" and they gave her another bye,
And liberals aren't supposed to care?

Crazy Annie would be dancin' on our graves,
There wouldn't be a liberal that she would want to save,
She's such a fright, and you'd better fear it in the night (all night),
In the night (all night),
Oh, you don't know what she can do to you.
Fear it in the night (all night), in the night (all night)
Stand up for the left she'll shoot you.