Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Bush Fights Bird Flu

After months of inaction on the bird flu crisis, the president announced today that the US will bomb Turkey and the Canary Islands.

Press Secretary Tony Snowjob also stated that the administration would dissolve the franchises of pro sports teams in Toronto, Phoenix, Baltimore, Philadelphia, Atlanta and Seattle.

1 Comment:

mel said...

lol

After watching the Darth Cheney thing on PBS last night, I needed a chuckle.