Sheriff Joe to the Rescue

This is more from my RUFKM file, which seems to be growing exponentially day by day as we get into the 2012 election.

Our old buddy Sheriff Joe "Pink Underwear" Arpaio now says that he's going to investigate Obama's birth certificate.

Say what? Well, I guess that he's got such a handle on the crimes of Maricopa County that he can take the time to investigate a Federal Case that has already been solved to the satisfaction of everyone except die-hard birther/wack jobs who couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel.

So what's Sheriff Joe really up to? It's not political. He says so himself. And the "cold case posse" he's assigned to the task is an "all volunteer" group that nevertheless has been forced into inactivity recently due to "budgetary limitations" in the county.

Okay, I may have an IQ of only 63, but even I can see there's a problem with an "all-volunteer" group going "over budget"...

Jeez, people, give it a fucking rest already. With all the problems we are facing as a nation, Obama's birth certificate seems like it ought to be a remote and miniscule issue. But for some people, I guess, it's all they've got.

Sad, really.