A "Mere" $5000?

I find it interesting that Prick Perry had to go out of his way to say that he can't be bought for a "mere" $5000.

Okay, fair enough, but it kind of begs the question: How much would it take to buy him?

I think the answer is found here.

It's an old joke but one that has more validity today than it ever did: It's the best government that money can buy.