Monday, October 11, 2010

RepubliCorp Mergers and Acquisitions Plan

RepubliCorp: We buy democracy, one race at a time.

This is too good:

The Cabal of Multinational Corporations is pleased to formally announce RepubliCorpTM, a new combined entity following our complete merger with the Republican Party.RepubliCorpTM combines the ethics-free campaigning savvy of the GOP with the limit-free spending power of Corporate AmericaTM. This merger is precisely timed: With the recent Citizens United ruling finally placing the United States Government on the open market, RepubliCorpTM is now perfectly positioned to lead our hostile takeover bid, currently scheduled for completion on November 2nd 2010.
Be sure to see the brilliant organizational diversity chart and check out the staff profiles at the bottom of the page. The first two columns and the staff boxes have rollover expansions.


Anonymous said...

I am with you.All our freedoms are now compromised everyone should be fucking pissed off to have these power hungry nut jobs buying elections.

Anonymous said...

If the "RepubliCorp Merger" is true I see nothing short than HATE being spread around.

Anthony Pitman said...

Corptocracy. That's us. Which is the true definition of fascism, merger of corporate interests with government. Not that the teabirchers would actually understand. BTW good to have you back.