Sorry, No Sex For Me -- I Have a Bad Case of HTML

According to a probably questionable survey, fully 10% of Americans think HTML is a sexually-transmitted disease.

And, silly me, I thought Internet pornography was a healthy outlet for those base sexual urges. As a wise man once said, "Don't knock masturbation -- at least it's sex with someone I love."

The same survey found that 23% thought that MP3 audio files were some kind of Star Wars reboot, and Blu-Ray was some kind of marine animal.

It's kind of fun, but as I say, it needs to to be taken with a grain block 50 lb. bag of salt.